girl renews lifelong love of whiskey
I love Maker’s Mark. It is sweet and gentle to my soul. It has never let me down. Last night I renewed my vows with old Mark. 5 or 6 times. I then apparently drunk dialed to a friend and left embarrassing long and sloppy messages of affection and crudeness. I do not remember this happening, but I will never forget be forced to listen to these awesome messages the next day. I like a man who knows when to take control. and Old Mark unnervingly always knows just when to take over and lead me down his beaten path, paved with drunk dialing, number exchanging, booty dancing, and pillow drooling deep rest. what a man. what a lifelong companion I have on my side. I am truly blessed. Jack, Jim, Johnny, Jose, Mark, and sweet glittery Crown! These are my friends. These are my blessings.
April 13th, 2005 at 10:26 am
whoa cowgirl. you sound like even more of an alcoholic than me. and where was my drunk dial?!
April 14th, 2005 at 6:00 pm
I only be drunk dialin’ people who aren’t drunk too. alcoholics drink gin.