baseball

I am trying to get tickets to see a Yankees game here in New York.
Baseball is something that I am very very new to. As much as I enjoy a good overcrowded, passionate, hot, drunken, sticky, raucous football game (or orgy for that matter) I know nothing about baseball. But I started watching the sport last year and now I like it. A friend of mine is challenging me for free tickets. I am to impress him somehow with Yankees baseball knowledge and I will get free tickets. On that note, any knowledge you can provide at this time will be much appreciated.

furthermore, I would like to go ahead and publicly ignore any comments Amanda or her bitches have regarding yankees, balls, bases, knowledge, challenges, game, bats, players, free, and tickets.

Thanks,
batter up.

3 Responses to “baseball”

  1. Amanda Says:

    ok belle, here’s how base ball works: first base is making out, second base is copping a feel….and a homerun is when a man shows your mom how much he loves her by kissing her with his wiener
    p.s. i’m impervious to the ol’ “public ignore”

  2. Belle Says:

    amanda, what is strike three?

  3. Amanda Says:

    um, i was going to tell you that’s gay, but then i remembered i will see you in a week, so i think i’ll save it all for our tearful reunion, uh oh wait, ummmm your gay

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