baseball
I am trying to get tickets to see a Yankees game here in New York.
Baseball is something that I am very very new to. As much as I enjoy a good overcrowded, passionate, hot, drunken, sticky, raucous football game (or orgy for that matter) I know nothing about baseball. But I started watching the sport last year and now I like it. A friend of mine is challenging me for free tickets. I am to impress him somehow with Yankees baseball knowledge and I will get free tickets. On that note, any knowledge you can provide at this time will be much appreciated.
furthermore, I would like to go ahead and publicly ignore any comments Amanda or her bitches have regarding yankees, balls, bases, knowledge, challenges, game, bats, players, free, and tickets.
Thanks,
batter up.
May 18th, 2005 at 9:05 pm
ok belle, here’s how base ball works: first base is making out, second base is copping a feel….and a homerun is when a man shows your mom how much he loves her by kissing her with his wiener
p.s. i’m impervious to the ol’ “public ignore”
May 20th, 2005 at 3:57 pm
amanda, what is strike three?
May 23rd, 2005 at 8:08 pm
um, i was going to tell you that’s gay, but then i remembered i will see you in a week, so i think i’ll save it all for our tearful reunion, uh oh wait, ummmm your gay