Archive for July, 2005

celebs…

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

Had more “exciting” occurances with celebrities tonight. will fill in details when sobriety kicks in. but for now i will answer Amanda’s first question by announcing that no dicks were sucked.
too bad soo sad.

also…I would like to request that all the lovely ladies feel themselves up tonight.

Travelling

Wednesday, July 6th, 2005

I feel like I’ve been on vacation for a month and really I have.
Took a three day mini-vay in NYC first off, then went to louisiana for two weeks for continuous partying, then came back and worked a couple shifts then flew right back to new orleans for a few days. (dont get mad, it was just for work. I was hibernating, had to focus) and then got back. went to yankees games and shopping sprees and Phillie for DMB concert and suite in Atlantic city. might fly back to new orleans tomorrow…im not sure yet.
anyway. my life is hard. i have no time to go to the grocery store. am forced to eat out a lot.
if i come down tomorrow can i borrow someone’s car? i’ll pay you for it. cash money.

Im watching an episode of Dr. Phil about a twenty year olg guy obsessed with care bears. it’s a good thing Amanda is already over the hill. No one ever cares about old people being crazy like that. she’s in the clear. Go ahead Amanda, pour the carebear bubble bath over your head. dirty girl. dirty, wrinkly girl.