Belle Blog

If anyone has found themselves homeless as of late, My family has availability in Bossier City. I know it is far from Baton Rouge and New Orleans, but maybe thats the idea right now. We have a lake house and some room in the regular house for people to stay. So, if any of my dear friends or especially their parents (etc.) would like to rest with us as long as they need to, please call. please let us help you. Also, our church is rounding up vacancies too.
I would love to hear from you to do what I can. most of you know my number, or you can get it from Roger.

Does anyone want to move to Hawaii?
I have a very good friend there that is looking for a roommate.
yes, the locals will hate you and call you names, but that is nothing my dear friends don’t endure every day in Baton Rouge. plus the added bonus of ridiculously beautiful landscapes.
Be adventurous!
Hit me back with interest.

so, picture this.
in new york no less..one of my friends got hit by a bird yesterday. now, i dont know what kind of bird or any other unravelling details yet.. but he got hit by a fucking bird yo!
and he had to go to the hospital because of it. they gave him all kinds of wild ass scrips and his work made him take a week off.
how ridiculous is this?! i was on the floor laughing, which probably makes me the meanest friend in his life, but damn if all of you wouldn’t laugh your ugly heads off if i told you i couldnt talk on the phone because i got hit by a bird! this is the funniest shit ever.

scrips and a week off…we should all be so embarassingly unfortunate.

ok. so…
that whole celeb sighting thing was hanging with howie day (dont ask. it was miserable and not by choice) and nick leche–oh hell, i dont know how to spell his name. he’s jessica simpson’s wife. i mean husband. whatever. event was equally as nauseating.
but enough about that.
people pay attention.
My cousin has been diagnosed with a rare and aggressive form of breasst cancer. she is only 29 years old. most of you are quickly approaching that age, you old bastards. so i respectfully request that you all feel yourselves up. im really serious right now. hold on to health insurance and respond to your body. please please please take this seriously, ladies. and men who love ladies.
since receiving the news of my cousin, i have been made aware of that this is not such a rare thing at all….for women under thirty to be diagnosed with breast cancer.
how old are you again?