Picture this…
so, picture this.
in new york no less..one of my friends got hit by a bird yesterday. now, i dont know what kind of bird or any other unravelling details yet.. but he got hit by a fucking bird yo!
and he had to go to the hospital because of it. they gave him all kinds of wild ass scrips and his work made him take a week off.
how ridiculous is this?! i was on the floor laughing, which probably makes me the meanest friend in his life, but damn if all of you wouldn’t laugh your ugly heads off if i told you i couldnt talk on the phone because i got hit by a bird! this is the funniest shit ever.
scrips and a week off…we should all be so embarassingly unfortunate. 
August 16th, 2005 at 11:53 pm
oh come on… none of you have similarly embarrassing animal stories….
not counting your mama.
August 17th, 2005 at 6:51 am
um…my female dogs hump each other-does that count?
August 17th, 2005 at 7:00 am
do you think you could get medication from it?…..
August 17th, 2005 at 10:53 pm
Well i already wrote about the leg humping, penis bone having Nutria on a different post, But i didn’t need any scrips, just some counseling.
He could have had flesh eating asian bird pox or something, never can tell with them New York birds, they live pretty “high risk” lifestyles, if you know what i’m saying.
August 18th, 2005 at 3:51 pm
only one who hasn’t had enough of them would say they didnt need them.
August 20th, 2005 at 11:04 am
Homeboy was getting THAT kind of scrips for getting hit by a bird??? I could probably get bit by a 13ft gator and only get antibiotics….
August 21st, 2005 at 5:36 pm
thank god for pussy ass new yorkers.