Archive for December, 2005

I Love New Orleans and it loves me.

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

Apparently I can’t go to NOLA without fighting. I just get down there, inhale the water/air (”its just a little humid”), see all that vegetation and abandoned life, put on some white pants with Laura Faye and get ready to fight ‘em off. But I really did fight ‘em off this time. Thank God for Roger Lamar saving my beer bottle slinging ass. I love that man. It reminds me of the good olds days on G street. Where I learned from Amanda how to do the “Strike, duck and run behind Roger.” Immediately followed by “drive me and my car to a fast food restaurant” move. i opted out of the second, replaced by “take me to DBA.”
I gotta tell you though, I love sleeping in Laura’s bed! That girl knows how to pass me out!
ooh, yeah! she takes care of little mama! sleepin like a fat baby.
I love New Orleans.
Happy New Year, Peoples!

I’m scared of real blogs…

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005

Computers are mean and scary. I’m scared to have a real blog as suggested by some people, because I don’t know how to make it pretty and complicated. Although I have lots of opinions, again I’m scared of computers and cutting and pasting.
I lead a very interesting life, but in order to make a blog out of it, You would all have to swear to me that you won’t let any of my current boyfriends, bosses, oe local police officers read it.
for real.

I could get in trouble. There are some good stories though…. There are people who have been in this city all their life and never gotten to see some of the things I have. losers.

on a side note,
i’m making little plans in my head to be an olympic martial artist one day. watch.

Dave Hogarty Sucks at Bingo.

Monday, December 12th, 2005

Beer Bingo hosted by Belle is now an official New York City lower east side past time on sunday nights, my friends. And Dave Hogarty, who talked all that shit on my blog, officially sucks real bad at bingo. Amanda should give him some lessons. He couldn’t even win once.

One week left in the big apple before i fly home. i’m trying to make it to south Louisiana around the 21st. but chances are i’ll bypass BR for the most part and go straight to laura Faye’s. updates to be posted later. actually, you know what.., I’m not posting that. I’ll call the peoples i care for.
answer your phone Amanda.

In additional news,
I will meet Wycleff soon. If all goes well.
I have dumped the Prince William look alike and the Fireman, and am now seeing Lauryn Hill’s lead guitarist.