I wonder if I could even kick my own ass?….
I am master of my own domain.
Had my test for green belt today. Took lots of time to prepare and wasted all of it by doing late night the night before. and i don’t get off work till 5 am, so late night is like 8 or 9. I know it was stupid but I had to get some. Somehow I made it to the test, which was ridiculously harder than I imagined. and suddenly I was hung over. But I survived, kept pushing, tried not to throw up. and just envisioned fighting my way to my bed. something must have went right because my master double promoted me.
yes, that’s right. i said double promoted. read it again mothafucker. savor it. I am the only one. I am rewarded for my ablility to party like a rockstar and then kick your mom’s alcoholic ass.
I impress myself. He has promoted me half way to black belt and I haven’t even been there six months. I am a warrior. but like all superheros there is kryptonite. and mine is cold weather.
and right now there is a blizzard in New York City.
you can’t punch snow…
even kicking it is not satisfying. ..
February 12th, 2006 at 10:33 am
Congratulations for an outstanding performance in the face of a debilitating hangover–an art that few have perfected.
February 12th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
I disagree, kicking snow is very satisfying. Unless that disagreement would warrant you kicking MY ass, in which case you’re completely right. Congrats Belle, you’re the new Drunken Master.
February 13th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
you can get one of your guy friends to piss your name in it, that’ll show that fucking snow
February 14th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Congrats indeed. What martial art do you now practice, crazy woman? Recommend it?
Roger would be glad to hear that one of his proteges has met with such success. Then I imagine he’d promptly (but lovingly) bitchslap you for going into testing hung over. He’d then proceed to making you admit/hand over all credit for your victorious achievement to him, at which point, you’d fiestily refuse and you two would then brawl to the death.
I want front-row tix and will take bets.
February 15th, 2006 at 6:06 am
you’d better bet on me. that mothafucker has carpal tunnel from writing his thesis.