State of the Union
This is what I got out of the State of the Union….
turns out the President is republican,
the country’s at war,
Bush’s sense of humor is drying out into beef jerky as it is suffocating under mad loathing for bad press and hippies.
CBS has a much clearer signal in my house,
drinking during politics is fun just like Shawn said it would be,
I can use the state of the union as a come on with my new man,
Ray nagin wore a bow tie to the event (did i get that right or was i drunk) ?!?! ,
Iran is stupid and evil,
we are a generous nation,
you still have to get the Price is Right number wheel all the way around for it to count.
somethings you can always count on.
