Go Home Loser

Sometimes I just look at people at the bar, and I think “what the fuck are you doing here?! just go the fuck home you loser! No one is talking to you, you’re sucking down nattie light by yourself at 4 am. no one even wants to talk to you. I’m the bartender, I’m paid to talk to you and I won’t talk to you. go home loser.”

but i don’t say it.

and i try really hard not to look at them with that ‘go the fuck home loser’ expression on my face.
but seriously…go home.

and you all know how hard it is sometimes for me to conceal disdain. (understatement)

tonight I celebrate cinco de mayo with my new hot latin lover.
ole ole!!

One Response to “Go Home Loser”

  1. Gerry Says:

    Ow!

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