That Dane Cook is a funny Bitch.
I had the weirdest fucking dream yo.
I had a dream that on my way to the lake, My sister and I passed a school bus accident. so, we pull over to help the burning children inside. and when we get to the flaming structure and crawl inside to rescue people for rewards the dream morphs into somethign totally else. Don’t you hate it when that happens. why can’t your mind focus on one story line when it asleep? especially since the first one is usually the calm cool one. But no, your mind wants something alarming to happen. who knows why. to be remembered? to be feared/ maybe you have to pee and your body wants you to wake up before you pee on the bed so it ALARMS you with this terrible dream.
so anyway, now we’re in the burning bus, which impossibly isn’t burning on the inside. and I realize these children don’t need rescuing from the fire. they need rescuing from a psychopath old man who is trying to kidnap them. you see, they aren’t children at all, but fully grown mentally retarded people on a field trip. and now that they are going to live with the psychopath he can collect social securioty funds for housing them. now we are in a building. his building. so i set the retards free, run down to the shore and jump on a boat with my sisiter, fleeing on water as the building blows up. i blew it up.
then i got up and went to the bathroom.
